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Is there a Clarke Kiernan fanclub?

Of course. The membership fee for many years was three goats and a sheep.  This has had to be increased to two zebras for security reasons.  They must be crossed and endorsed A/C PAYEE ONLY. 

Being a Clarke Kiernan fan is dangerous and should not be attempted without reading our guidelines. *note

As a member of the Clarke Kiernan fan club, you will receive much kudos but we are having to work on the possibility of giving something slightly more tangible.

The Clarke Kiernan fan-club enjoys life to the full. The most recent fan-club excursion was Eddie Stobart spotting (Eddie Stobart Limited) on the M25. We are grateful to Bernard for organising the outing. It was suspected by some that the decision to set out at 1am was a mistake but the three who turned up decided (by a majority) that it was a stunning example of strategic planning.  The winner was (of course) Bernard although no lorries were actually seen in the fog but the negative counting for false claims did for the opposition.  Well done Bernard.

Go here for the fan-club outings and other activities.  These are being planned and we hope to hear from Bernard soon.  His wife, Deirdre, is assisting Bernard with the administration for which we are eternally grateful.

Bernard has been hard at it again and decided to share his genius.  We must stress that the thoughts are his alone and no offence could therefore be intended.

Mr Clarke and Mr Kiernan refuse to comment about accusations that Clarke Kiernan was the inspiration for Ally McBeal and deny similarities between themselves and "Nelson and Murdock", the law firm in the Marvel comic book series Daredevil. ** note

*  Still being drafted.  Come along Bernard.

** Oh no we don't (ed)