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There is no promise of a laugh. This is Bernard's humour.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a pint of best with a whiskey chaser. "How much is that, my good man?" says the neutron. "For you" says the barman, "No charge". ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Two Atoms were walking down the road together chatting about life in general. There was an almost inaudible ping. One says to the other " Did you hear that? I just dropped and electron." "Are you sure asks the other?" "I am positive," replies the first. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Why don't Heisenberg operators live in the suburbs? Because they do not commute. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Do you know what they put on the plaque outside Heisenberg's house? "Heisenberg might have lived here" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Why don't you find photons in chapel? Because they do not have mass. |
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